Saturday, March 14, 2026

0314 pi

 0314 pi

in Korea it's "White Day" where the guy is supposed to give white chocolate to their sweetheart. this holiday was invented by a Japanese confectionary company in the 70s and used to involve marshmallows, to return the favor of the ladies on Valentine's Day who give chocolate to their fellas. Next month is Black Day where those without sweethearts cry and eat jajangmyeon (noodles in black sauce um um). The month after that is Yellow Day where everyone stays in bed all day and eats pumpkin porridge. The month after that is Pink Day where we cut zigzag edges on our undershirts. The month after that is Grey Day, where we all stare at the sky and ask is it going to rain today? even if it's clear. The month after that is Purple Day where we burn effigies of Barney the Dinosaur in mall parking lots. The month after that is Red Day where we all get sunburns and smack each other on our bare sunburned backs and say "Happy Red Day!" (you smack on the word red) and laugh yourself silly as you run away. The month after that is Blue Day, where the pervs all go out and flash their junk on the street. The month after that is Green Day where we all blast Dookie out our windows all day. The month after that is Brown Day where we all shit the bed.  The month after that is Silver Day where old people get free everclear shots at every bar in Korea. The month after that is Valentine's Day again.

for Misun and I, it's Pi Day.


2 comments:

  1. I cannot tell where the truth ends and the BS begins. Or if it's all BS. But I believe in pi day. Sometimes, pi is the only thing I believe in. You can't deny pi.

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    1. the first 3 sentences are facts. the rest of the paragraph should be true, but is not.

      Pi denial is as irrational as pi!

      If we ever meet an intelligent species from an advanced civilization I'd hope we would start tapping out the digits of pi as a starting point of communication.

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0320 meanwhile

  0320 meanwhile above the madness